FUNERAL CHIC – ROMAN CANDLE (YELLOW W/RED SPLATTER) - LP •
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FUNERAL CHIC – ROMAN CANDLE (YELLOW W/RED SPLATTER) - LP •

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FUNERAL CHIC – ROMAN CANDLE (YELLOW W/RED SPLATTER) - LP •UPC: 656191053013 Label: PROSTHETIC RECORDS Format: LP Release Date: July 29, 2022 In stock items ship within 48 hours Limited red and yellow colored vinyl LP pressing. 2022 release. Since the release of Superstition back in 2018, Funeral Chic has been through something of a metamorphosis, a rebirth if you will. With renewed purpose and a line up that has been solidified along the way, the four piece are preparing to release their third full length

UPC: 656191053013
Label: PROSTHETIC RECORDS
Format: LP
Release Date: July 29, 2022
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Limited red and yellow colored vinyl LP pressing. 2022 release. Since the release of Superstition back in 2018, Funeral Chic has been through something of a metamorphosis, a rebirth if you will. With renewed purpose and a line up that has been solidified along the way, the four piece are preparing to release their third full length album, Roman Candle, this summer.

Since the release of Superstition back in 2018, FUNERAL CHIC has been through something of a metamorphosis, a rebirth if you will. With renewed purpose and a line up that has been solidified along the way, the four piece are preparing to release their third full length album, Roman Candle, this summer.

Holding no desire to make the same album twice, they have eschewed the punk-led powerviolence that informed their previous work and have embraced the great tradition of American rock and roll - but given it a very distinctive FUNERAL CHIC twist. The swagger of proto-punk forefathers The Stooges and The New York Dolls imbues the darkest, grittiest corners of their reinvigorated sound, and can also be found on their cover of Roky Erickson’s Two Headed Dog. The caustic energy of early thrash and black metal scenes is also present, flickering with unmistakable incandescence throughout.

Having previously led with their outspoken politics, this time the lyrics are refracted through a more personal - but no less fervoured - lens. With members of the band taking a path of sobriety in recent years, the knot of rage that was previously doused with alcohol has been channeled into the lyrics on Roman Candle instead. Ten tales of sweat and pungent aggression dripping into a powder keg of a global identity crisis weave throughout the album’s length.

Recorded at Legit Biz, in Greensboro, NC with engineer, Kris Hilbert, FUNERAL CHIC guitarist, Robert Stroud, oversaw production, before the album was mixed by Matt Russell and mastered by Brad Boatright at Audiosiege. Throughout the process of creating Roman Candle, FUNERAL CHIC has - without ceremony - sloughed away old skin to reveal something new beneath. The volatile and unpredictable experience of living in modern day America is distilled via the mercurial sound of aggressive punk, sleazy Americana, and raw heavy metal. Roman Candle marks the beginning of the next blistering chapter for FUNERAL CHIC.

Tracklist

  1. Made In America
  2. Spit and Crawl
  3. Roman Candle
  4. Satisfaction
  5. Ain't Goin' Nowhere
  6. Lose
  7. Built To Love
  8. Born To Kill
  9. Last Line Blues
  10. Two Headed Dog
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