Smallest Towns in America World Tour Shirt, Funny Fake Band Tee, Obscure Travel, Weirdcore Gift

Smallest Towns in America World Tour Shirt, Funny Fake Band Tee, Obscure Travel, Weirdcore GiftFinally, a band tour shirt for people whove never played MSG, but have absolutely rocked the single gas station in Lost Springs, Wyoming. This black unisex tee features a front placeholder band logo and a full back tour list except instead of major cities, its a lovingly curated lineup of the smallest towns in the United States. Were talking single digit populations, post office gossip, and places where everyone knows your name (because there are

Finally, a band tour shirt for people who’ve never played MSG, but have absolutely rocked the single gas station in Lost Springs, Wyoming.

This black unisex tee features a front placeholder “band logo” and a full back tour list — except instead of major cities, it’s a lovingly curated lineup of the smallest towns in the United States. We’re talking single-digit populations, post office gossip, and places where everyone knows your name (because there are literally five people).

Why you need it:

• Perfect conversation starter: “Where’s Hibbert’s Gore, ME?” “Funny you should ask…”
• A must-have for fake bands, road trip nerds, and small-town legends.
• Great gift for musicians, wanderers, or anyone who wants to confuse hipsters.

Details:

• 100% soft cotton — comfier than your hometown diner booth
• Durable print — will survive small-town bar fights and big-city laundry
• Unisex sizing
• Printed on demand (no soulless arena merch tables here)

⚡ 100% cursed. 0% mainstream. Take the scenic route — and wear the t-shirt.

Band Bio

Band Name: Municipal Wastewater

(“Because we flow through every small town in America”)

Formed accidentally at a rummage sale in Centralia, PA, Municipal Wastewater is the only band dedicated to bringing face-melting riffs and questionable pyrotechnics to America’s least populated towns.

The lineup:

• Randy “Dumpsterfire” McGraw – Vocals / Lawnmower maintenance
• Sheila “Goose Knife” Hernandez – Lead guitar / Goose control
• Todd “Truck Nutz” Emmerson – Bass / Bass boat operator
• Kevin – Drums / Kevin

They’ve played legendary venues like:

• The parking lot behind Lotsee, OK’s only Dairy Queen
• Hibbert’s Gore, ME (technically a swamp)
• Warm River, ID’s annual “Lamp Festival”

Their music is described as:

“If doom metal married bluegrass and then divorced in front of the Dollar General.” — The Bonanza Gazette

Merch? DIY. Pyro? Mostly fireworks from a trunk. Groupies? A raccoon named Dennis who won’t leave the van.

Municipal Wastewater’s “Too Small to Fail Tour” is the ultimate salute to the overlooked dots on the map — 20 towns, total combined population: about 150, give or take a couple seasonal residents.

MUNICIPAL WASTEWATER — Live From the Dairy Queen Parking Lot (Demo 2025)

Burned onto a CD-R with “MWW DEMO” sharpied on it, sold out of the band van for $5 and a Mountain Dew.

MUNICIPAL WASTEWATER — Live From the Dairy Queen Parking Lot (Demo 2025)

1. Population: Me – 47 seconds of feedback before the first verse kicks in.
2. Mayor’s My Landlord – Anthemic chorus, smells faintly of propane.
3. Goose Knife (Sheila’s Revenge) – 9-minute doomgrass epic about a poultry-related incident in Hibbert’s Gore.
4. Last Train to Bonanza – Spoiler: the train hasn’t run since 1983.
5. Warm River, Cold Beer – Closing track, recorded live with Dennis the raccoon accidentally on backing vocals.