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Not In The Mood T-Shirt — Funny Moody Dog Unisex Tee

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Not In The Mood T-Shirt — Funny Moody Dog Unisex TeeSniffWaggleNWalk Dog Lover Collection Some days the dog says it best: not in the mood. 100% Ring spun cotton No Side seams 5 Colours S3XL Size range Soft Cotton Unisex Fit Printed to Order Machine Washable Free Delivery UK, EU, US & More Some days you wake up with the exact energy of a dog who has decided today is not the day. Not In The Mood puts that feeling on a soft everyday tee a gloriously grumpy dog that says what you're too polite to. Perfect

SniffWaggleNWalk™ — Dog Lover Collection
Some days the dog says it best: not in the mood.
100%
Ring-spun cotton
No
Side seams
5
Colours
S–3XL
Size range
Soft Cotton Unisex Fit Printed to Order Machine Washable Free Delivery — UK, EU, US & More

Some days you wake up with the exact energy of a dog who has decided today is not the day. Not In The Mood puts that feeling on a soft everyday tee — a gloriously grumpy dog that says what you're too polite to. Perfect for dodging small talk, surviving Mondays, or simply sulking in comfort. It's the sarcastic dog lover's uniform.

The mood, in dog form
A moody, side-eyeing dog graphic that's relatable, funny and a guaranteed conversation starter — usually with someone who feels exactly the same way. It's the gift for the friend who's lovingly, proudly, emotionally unavailable before coffee.
Soft, smooth and easy to wear
Made from soft 100% ring-spun cotton with a smooth, no-side-seam finish that drapes cleanly without bunching, plus a ribbed collar that keeps its shape wear after wear. Light and breathable enough for everyday — built for chill days and casual slay alike.
A fit that works for everyone
A relaxed unisex fit that runs true to size — order what you normally wear, or size up for a roomier feel. Buying it as a gift? Their usual high-street size is the safe pick. Available S–3XL across the range.
Printed to order, just for you
Each shirt is printed individually using direct-to-garment printing — vibrant colour that's part of the fabric, not a plasticky layer on top. No warehouse stock, no waste: your tee is made because you ordered it.
What's in the box
  • 1 × Not In The Mood t-shirt in your chosen colour and size
  • Printed to order and quality-checked before dispatch
Specifications
Garment Unisex ring-spun cotton crew-neck tee
Fabric 100% ring-spun cotton (heather shades include polyester)
Fit Relaxed unisex fit, no side seams, runs true to size
Colours White, Natural, Sand, Sport Grey, Indigo Blue
Sizes S–2XL across colours; 3XL in White
Print Direct-to-garment (DTG), printed to order
Care Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, no bleach
Size chart S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, cm 46 51 56 61 66 71
Length, cm 71 74 76 79 81 84

Printed to order: your tee is made when you order it, which adds a few working days of production time before dispatch — it's not sitting in a warehouse.

Light shirts: the moody-dog print sits on light shades — White, Natural, Sand, Sport Grey and Indigo Blue — so the graphic stays crisp and clear.

Is this right for you?
Right for you if…
• You're a dog lover with a sarcastic streak
• You appreciate a funny, relatable graphic
• You want a soft, easy everyday tee
• You're gift-hunting for the grumpy-before-coffee friend
Not for you if…
• You prefer a plain, slogan-free shirt
• You only wear dark or black tees
• You need it tomorrow — printing takes a few days
• You'd rather have a hoodie than a tee
Pairs well with

Vintage Dog Classic™ — the grumpy old dog for fellow salty souls. Shop it →

Dog Walk Diaries™ — the funny, relatable everyday dog-walking tee. Shop it →

Frequently asked questions

What size should I order?

It runs true to size with a relaxed unisex fit — order what you normally wear, or size up for a roomier feel. The size chart above has exact chest width and length measurements.

How do I wash it without damaging the print?

Turn it inside-out and machine wash cold, then tumble dry low. No bleach and no dry cleaning. Avoid ironing directly over the print. Cared for this way, DTG prints stay crisp for years.

Is this shirt true unisex?

Yes — it's a classic unisex cut with no side seams and a regular fit that works across body shapes. If you prefer a fitted look, size down; for relaxed, stick with your usual size or go up one.

How long does delivery take?

Delivery is free and fully tracked to the UK, EU, US, Australia and more than 40 countries in total. Anywhere else ships at a flat £6.99. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout.

Can I return it if it's not right?

If you're not happy with your order for any reason, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out. Returns are free within 30 days for unused items in original condition.

Not In The Mood™ is part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ pet range — tested by real pets, built for real homes.
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