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Curmudgeon

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Description

CurmudgeonYoure a cantankerous crank,a surly grump, a crusty grouch, and an ill tempered malcontent all in one body! This game rewards you for being the biggest Curmudgeon on the block because its pretty great. Use word cards to invent and throw silly insults at opponents life cards. Star retort battles with fill in the blank and prompted cards. Match colors or symbols on those retort cards to keep the battle going. Last one to play a retort, wins that life

You’re a cantankerous crank,a surly grump, a crusty grouch, and an ill-tempered malcontent all in one body! This game rewards you for being the biggest Curmudgeon on the block because it’s pretty great.

Use word cards to invent and throw silly insults at opponents life cards. Star retort battles with fill-in-the-blank and prompted cards. Match colors or symbols on those retort cards to keep the battle going. Last one to play a retort, wins that life card and scores points.

You create the funny, even if youre not. Unlike other party games that have other players judge you, anything you say goes. Where other games provide the funny and you just string it together, this game provides the prompts to let your creativity shine through. Its like a game of mad libs...with insults.

The biggest curmudgeon wins the game!

GAME OBJECTIVE:
Curmudgeon is a game of insults! Use your own creativity to build insults from keywords. Throw those insults on other players’ life cards, engage in retort battles, win the battles and earn points. After the final round, all players have died and the game ends. The person with the most points wins and dies the biggest Curmudgeon!

GAME CONTENTS:
89 – Life Cards (4 blank for customization)
94 – Insult Cards
96 – Retort Cards
38 – Curmudgeon Cards
1 – Rulebook
6 – Lame Cards
6 - Cheat sheet cards
1 - Last Breath card
1 – Player Indicator

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★★★★★ 5
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Reviewed in the United States on October 10, 2025
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Simmy
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★★★★★ 5
Very impressed with toy
I love these, my family loves these and the cats love these. The only one who doesn't pay it any attention is the one it was intended for. Bought for our dog who has an obsession for stealing napkins or tissues or paper and eating it, we thought its be clever to get this squeaky newspaper toy for him to steal and have a field day with. It resembles the front page of every newspaper I have ever seen and the crinkle is superb, yet no dice. He sniffs it and turns his nose up at it. Our next goal is to wrap his favorite treat inside it and have him find it so then the toy is scented as his favorite treat. Other than that, this pack comes with 3 individual paper like crinkle toys and the imagery and words are clearly seen on it. Nothing is smudged or missing. Very impressed actually!
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Reviewed in the United States on January 2, 2026
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Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 1
Not indestructible
The dog destroyed it in under 3 minutes. I mean he destroyed it and I am unable to receive a refund because I don’t have a product to return. Destroyed because it is a cheap piece of garbage.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 13, 2026
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Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 4
Nice but didn’t suit my dog
My new adult dog, a Yorkie, doesn’t care for squeaky toys. He like the crinkling sound, and he likes to shred paper and then eat it. That I why I bought this toy. He liked it, but when he realized that it wouldn’t shred like paper (and thus he couldn’t eat it), he list interest. The toy is fine, but it gets 4 stars because my dog gave up on it so quickly.
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Dave
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 3
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Only received 2 of the 3
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