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Amateur Childbirth: Your Afterlife Is Cancelled - VINYL LPTitle: Your Afterlife Is Cancelled Artist: Amateur Childbirth Label: Blackest Ever Black Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 5055869559515 Genre: Rock Release Date: 2017 09 22 Number of Discs: 1 This is Amateur Childbirth's "Christian Rock" album. The previous LP from Ivan Matthew Hick's solo project, 2013's Pripyat, concerned itself with the blighted belief systems of UFO worshippers. Your Afterlife Is Cancelled expands this compelling solo project's field
Title: Your Afterlife Is CancelledArtist: Amateur Childbirth
Label: Blackest Ever Black
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 5055869559515
Genre: Rock
Release Date: 2017-09-22
Number of Discs: 1
This is Amateur Childbirth's "Christian Rock" album. The previous LP from Ivan Matthew Hick's solo project, 2013's Pripyat, concerned itself with the blighted belief systems of UFO worshippers. Your Afterlife Is Cancelled expands this compelling solo project's field of enquiry to look at a wider array of "religious anomalies": cults, for want of a better word. Each song is about a different such anomaly. To call Hicks's vision apocalyptic would be to underplay it's cruelty. The Bible's rampant sadism pales in comparison. This is a world where faith - in a god or gods, in astrology, morality, or any meaning whatsoever - is merely a prelude to punishment. His lyrics are vivid glossaries of pain, abjection and indignity; the songs' protagonists swim in blood, piss, shit, and ejaculate. Eschatology and scatology are indivisible here. Drugs are rampantly abused, albeit to little benefit. There are scalpel-flashes of humor in David's wordplay, rhyming and dour Brisbane diction - but this offers scant consolation for the songs' embattled subjects, who wait, in vein, for salvation, while crows peck out their eyes, blood pours from their ears, and psoriasis ravages their skin. These words, for all their pessimism and body-horror, are cradled in minimalist, folk-rock arrangements that are quite dazzling in their beauty and grievously earned simplicity: Hicks's monochord strum embellished with subtle violin, synthesizer, and percussion shading. Amateur Childbirth's caustic end-times worldview inevitably prompts comparisons with Current 93, but also a wider (non-)tradition of caustic and disturbed loner psych that includes Simon Finn, Patrik Fitzgerald, Robyn Hitchcock, Peter Jefferies, and Roy Harper. Your Afterlife Is Cancelled is a depressive tour de force from one of the most crushingly eloquent voices in the Australian underground.
Tracks:
1.1 My Throat = Abyss of Tar
1.2 Emissary of Light
1.3 Alive with Desire
1.4 Portents to Beauty
1.5 Iridescent Effigy to Hades
1.6 In Greenland, Alone
1.7 Lithium Hangover Ordinary Morphine
1.8 High Calvinism
1.9 All Doomed
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Top loaders
Size: 500 Hard Sleeves+500 Soft Sleeves
Very durable & affordable
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Reviewed in the United States on May 13, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great quality products. Perfect wiggle room for Pokemon cards
Size: 1000 Hard Sleeves+1000 Soft Sleeves
Have to say this is a top 3 quality of toploader plus sleeves combination. I’m switching out my collection to this right here. The sleeves perfectly fit Pokemon cards and don’t leave too much room at the top which I love
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Reviewed in the United States on April 13, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Card holders.
Size: 1000 Hard Sleeves+1000 Soft Sleeves
Great product!! I collect cards. These are my go to
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Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Good product, value is present but could use better packing
Size: 100 Hard Sleeves+100 Soft Sleeves
These were a great alternative for cards I was giving to a donation (not for money nor profit but still deserved protection). I forgot what the order was initially as everything comes in the one box; seems to be the original toploader box. I mention this because it is overstuffed and had tape around the entire box three times over; even then there were torn box corners. It didn't effect the top loaders as so far mine don't look scratched nor any more distorted than premium, known brands I've bought plenty of times. The penny sleeves weren't counted and I've only used a few but they didn't pop open on both ends nor were they oddly sized. I'd also say I didn't buy this for the gloves but mine only had one in it and tried it on just because and it fit pretty accurately- but I am a petite female with small hands so if you aren't (I wouldn't dare presume size nor gender demographics) but they'd be too small for someone who wears a men's or women's large or XL. Then again they could vary with purchase and I got lucky with size but unlucky with quantity. Overall this is the better value set I've seen and bought that has quality product and delivers on the provided claims; I would've preferred different packaging so I could order as a gift to send as well. Pictures to follow soon.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 13, 2024
★★★★★ 5
10% of Team Bags Don't Work!
Size: 1000 Hard Sleeves+1000 Soft Sleeves
(Since I wrote this review. The company made things right by sending me 100 cards leaves and 200 top loaders for free so they earned a 5 star)
10% of team bags had the glue peeled off when you removed the plastic cover, so they couldn't close. Besides that, everything else works well!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 27, 2026
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