"Flowery Language" - Spiral notebook (dotted pages)
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"Flowery Language" - Spiral notebook (dotted pages)

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"Flowery Language" - Spiral notebook (dotted pages)Introducing Tiny Cow Designs' joke notebooks! This one: Not for the faint of heart! Or at least the clean of mouth. This sassy notebook features a beautiful, ornate pattern in a calming green against a bright teal. On its cover, it says, "Mind your own f**king business." Will it deter people from reading your personal writings? Pbbt, we don't know. But it sure is funny! Our Gift Notebooks If youre looking for gag gifts, or something your friend who

Introducing... Tiny Cow Designs' joke notebooks!

This one:

Not for the faint of heart! Or at least the clean of mouth. This sassy notebook features a beautiful, ornate pattern in a calming green against a bright teal. On its cover, it says, "Mind your own f**king business." Will it deter people from reading your personal writings? Pbbt, we don't know. But it sure is funny! 

Our Gift Notebooks

If you’re looking for gag gifts, or something your friend who loves stand up comedy might like, this journal is for you! Our collection of sassy notebooks will leave you with boundless ideas for gifts. 

144 creamy, soft, dotted pages welcome a doodling hand. Excellent for perfect handwriting and intricate drawings alike!

 Ideal for men and women alike, these stupid jokes unite anybody in the one constant in life: death. Just kidding, humor! Due to our extensive humor research, we have found that 100% of Tiny Cow Designs copywriters endorse this product. 

These funny notebooks remain close to the heart of Tiny Cow Designs. Enough of the boring notebooks that say the year or something predictable and safe, like Love, or Family. Joke journals is just another way we get to explore humor in everyday life. 

 Why can you trust this notebook? These sassy notebooks are designed, approved, and used by a certifiable geek. Our designer has a Computer Science degree–talk about nerdy! 

Your notebook paper preferences are safe in our hands. Our designer has a favorite pen and very strong opinions about it. We understand the need for class and ease of use when it comes to stationary. 

 This notebook is spiral-bound, and the perfect, portable size! For thoughts on the go. It would fit into most purses, and you could stuff dozens into a backpack. (Don’t try it, though.)

ABOUT THE PHYSICAL PRODUCT
140 pages of 5.5” x 8” soft paper with medium weight. Pages are dotted, not lined. Cover is soft to the touch, giving a luxurious, high-quality feel. Notebook features printing on the front and back covers.

Metal black spiral ensures a handy-dandy size for any occasion.

ABOUT MANUFACTURING
Blank product is sourced from the US. Production and printing is completed by our proud partner Printful, based in Los Angeles, CA. In addition to their location in Los Angeles, they have fulfillment centers in Charlotte, North Carolina, Canada, Mexico, Latvia, Spain, Australia, and Japan, making speedy shipping easier.

SHIPPING INFORMATION
Spiral notebooks shipped with our partner Printful are typically ready to be shipped in 5 business days, and usually arrive in 10-15 business days. Shipping to Canada typically arrives in 10–15 business days. International shipping times vary but typically arrive in 5–20 business days. Tracking information for orders is sent as soon as it is available.

OTHER THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW
Due to the nature of the product, we are unable to accept returns or exchanges. However, if there is any problem with the quality of your item, please feel free to contact us at [email protected].

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Ashley Morgan
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
ABSOLUTELY A MUST for Omegaverse Girls!!!
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE Jillian West and her books!!! I’m so happy I already bought book two and now I have to buy the others for the Assurance Security series!! Not gonna lie Val kind of annoyed me at the beginning but she grew on me!! Her men are chef’s kisses!!! Holt annoys me some but I can let it slide. I already bought part two so I’m going to be reading that in between work phone calls!!!! DON’T TELL MY BOSS 😂😂😂😂
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Reviewed in the United States on September 30, 2025
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Carmen Alicea
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 4
Baby bumps and bodyguards
Format: Kindle
Dark, emotional, and unexpectedly tender, Not Ready is an omegaverse romance that delivers found family feels, fierce protectiveness, and a very pregnant heroine who refuses to break. Vale’s on the run from a stalker, but lands in the arms of three private security alphas, cue the swoony tension, fake marriage twist, and slow-burn heat. It’s a little gritty, a little soft, and a whole lot addictive. If you love protective alphas, high stakes, and heroines with quiet strength, this one’s a must-read.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 18, 2025
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Shianne Whipple
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
Strong Omegaverse Comfort and a Attention Grabbing Plot
Format: Kindle
Jillian West never misses when it comes to Omegaverse, and Not Ready is no exception. This story was the perfect blend of cozy comfort and emotional depth while still delivering a strong plot. Vale is such a powerful heroine, she is strong, capable, and determined but I love that she still allows her pack to love and take care of her. It’s that balance of independence and vulnerability that makes her so relatable. The relationship dynamics were amazing: Bishop is steadfast and completely head over heels, Mercy is skeptical but protective in his own way, and Holt is the hesitant one whose slow fall is so satisfying to watch unfold. The romance hits that sweet spot between insta-love and cautious build, keeping me hooked the entire way through. And that ending. Oh my god, the cliffhanger! I need the next book in this duet immediately.
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NLB
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
Interesting
Format: Kindle
So I will say I enjoyed the story, for sure had its moments where it dragged but it was a great story. I really liked that omegas picked their alphas/make the pack. Normally the Alphas make it and the omega fits in with them which is great but I enjoyed this new version where all the power basically went to the omega. It was a nice change of pace. I can admit some of the weird bedroom stuff with her being pregnant was odd, it’s really not hard to do stuff when pregnant (I know I’ve had two and it’s normal and even encouraged at the end especially if you want the baby out). But I like the story as a whole and will read the second, I do hope the next one isn’t dragged bc it stopped being action or tense after she met her alphas and I don’t think it was brought up or properly done when they tried to do it. More sweet after she left.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 11, 2024
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Altairjones
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 3
I’m a little disappointed.
Format: Kindle
I usually like Jillian West’s books but this one was missing a lot for me. The pregnancy didn’t come across as real. She’s on her feet for 12 hour days but is perfectly healthy at 8 months pregnant? Yet the week she moves in all of a sudden she’s not? She is planning on actually running during one of the plot buildups. But at 8 months pregnant that’s incredibly hard to do. The lack of breathing ability and lung space, the change in body center, mass, and gravity. All of it prohibits running, unless you’re an athlete this didn’t come off as at all realistic. I didn’t feel any connection with the alphas. There wasn’t any emotional connection. It could be because of the tense it was written in. But I didn’t get any deep feelings out of this. It came across as checking off boxes. Even the spicy scenes weren’t really believable for me. I wanted to see them fall for her, and it just kind of all fizzled. Even Bishop. One thing I did really like was the ending. I did not see it coming and I’m interested in reading book two because of it. But on the whole this book was mostly disappointing for me.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 16, 2024

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