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Fuck Water Silicone

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Slide & Glide with Pride: The Lube You've Been Thirsting For!

Introducing Fuck Water: the ultimate silicone-based lubricant that's got more stamina than an energizer bunny in a Pride parade! With this incredibly long-lasting lube, you'll feel slicker than a seal on a slip 'n slide, ready to conquer the most extensive bedroom marathons.

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