Boring Things Dad Says

Boring Things Dad SaysBy: Rupert Baxter Ever wondered what on earth your dad is saying? Youre not alone. Boring Things Dad Says is the ultimate dad de coder capturing the mystery, quirks and humour of fatherhood. Its also the best dad de coder youll ever buy, helping you quickly translate boring things they say into simple, everyday language. For example What Dad Says: Have you done your homework? What Dad Means: Please don't ask me how to do long division. Packed with

Ever wondered what on earth your dad is saying? You’re not alone.

Boring Things Dad Says is the ultimate dad de-coder capturing the mystery, quirks and humour of fatherhood. It’s also the best dad de-coder you’ll ever buy, helping you quickly translate boring things they say into simple, everyday language. For example…

What Dad Says: “Have you done your homework?”
What Dad Means: “Please don't ask me how to do long division.”

Packed with classic dad phrases, eye-roll-worthy dad jokes, and spot-on observations, this laugh-out-loud guide is the perfect funny gift for dads of all shapes and sizes.

You’ll find chapters on essential subjects such as:

· The golf trip
· Meeting the boyfriend/girlfriend
· The shed
· Grandchildren
· Christmas

Whether you're looking for a funny stocking filler for 'hard to buy for' men or a gag gift for a new dad, Boring Things Dad Says is the perfect present for birthdays, Christmas and Father’s Day.