Bouquet of Dicks Funny 3D Pop-Up Surprise Greeting Card

Bouquet of Dicks Funny 3D Pop-Up Surprise Greeting CardFor fans of our Bag of Dicks who want to take it up several more levels, this card might be the answer or inappropriately over the top. But, if your sense of humor is down there in the gutter, you could see yourself being a good person by giving the gift of MANY reliable erections. The outside of this 3D card is deceptively sweet, with a bouquet of what looks like lovely flowers on the front cover. It's when the card is opened, the foulness literally

• For fans of our Bag of Dicks who want to take it up several more levels, this card might be the answer - or inappropriately over the top.
• But, if your sense of humor is down there in the gutter, you could see yourself being a good person by giving the gift of MANY reliable erections.
• The outside of this 3D card is deceptively sweet, with a bouquet of what looks like lovely flowers on the front cover.
• It's when the card is opened, the foulness literally unfolds. The bouquet that is - filled with multiple dicks.  Literally, a bouquet of dicks!
• Reasons why you might by this:
  • To give to your significant other to bring shock horror to their birthday celebration - or depending on how well it is received, an invitation to a special birthday celebration.
  • To give to one of the guys who wishes they were better endowed
  • To give to your Mother-In-Law who can't resist telling dirty jokes at every family occasion.
  • Level up the excitement for an anniversary for wife/husband
  • Give as a bachelorette/bachelor card - perhaps to remind them that they are signing up for the same penis forever
• What's Inside: Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)