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Don't Make Me Poison Your Food Sign

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Description

Don't Make Me Poison Your Food SignInfuse your space with a dash of retro humour with our vintage metal sign "Don't Make Me Poison Your Food."* This eye catching decorative plaque is perfect for adding a playful and slightly cheeky vibe to your kitchen, dining area, or any space that could use a little personality. Crafted from high quality metal, this sign is both waterproof and dustproof, ensuring it remains vibrant and durable for years to come. The retro design, complete with a

Infuse your space with a dash of retro humour with our vintage metal sign "Don't Make Me Poison Your Food."* This eye-catching decorative plaque is perfect for adding a playful and slightly cheeky vibe to your kitchen, dining area, or any space that could use a little personality.

Crafted from high-quality metal, this sign is both waterproof and dustproof, ensuring it remains vibrant and durable for years to come. The retro design, complete with a slightly distressed finish, adds a touch of nostalgia, making it an ideal piece of wall art for your home, restaurant, bar, cafe, or garage.

The witty message, "Don't Make Me Poison Your Food," is sure to catch the attention of your guests, sparking laughter and conversations. Whether you’re decorating your dining area or looking for a unique gift for a friend, this sign is the perfect blend of humour and style.

Key Features:
- Durable metal construction with a vintage distressed finish
- Humorous "Don't Make Me Poison Your Food" message
- Waterproof and dust-proof, suitable for various environments
- Pre-drilled holes for easy hanging
- Perfect for home, restaurant, bar, cafe, or garage decor
- Ideal wall art for kitchen or dining areas
- Size: 20 x 30 cm

Add a touch of retro charm and a lot of humour to your space with this retro kitchen decorative plaque—a must-have for anyone who loves quirky, vintage-inspired decor!

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Amazon Customer
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Great job by Asurion!
Asurion handled my claim quickly and efficiently. My return was picked up by UPS and an Amazon gift card for the full amount was received as promised. Very happy with the process.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 17, 2026
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Kelleen S.
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 1
Make sure you read the terms and conditions and don't let them off the hook
Asurion is counting on the fact that you don't know how to read. They made the claim process aggravating and as difficult as possible. I CAN read and had to review the terms and conditions with them on the phone and threaten to involve an attorney before they would honor the coverage. They tried to say my product was not portable, when the word "portable" is literally in the name of the product. Then they tried to say the the accidental drop was not covered, but it clearly states in the terms and conditions that an accidental drop and a cracked screen is a covered event. I buy the coverage almost every time I am offered it, but I will be rethinking that going forward and Amazon should consider finding a different company to issue the protection plans for their products because I fear this is the beginning of a lot of complaints. I have filed a claim in the past and it was very straightforward and easy, but they must have a new company managing the plans now, because it was anything but easy. If I was an older person who was not tech savy, or who just took someone's word at face value, I would be out the cost of my item and the protection plan. BUYER BEWARE
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Hugh Conley
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 5
Refunded money quickly
Good service
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GUSTAVO Arriens
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Simple and not Drama claim process.
’ve had Asurion coverage for a couple of years and never needed to use it until recently, when my pool salt cell (less than two years old) stopped working. I had purchased it with an Asurion protection plan, so I contacted them to start a claim. The process was simple and straightforward to follow. In the end, they honored the plan and covered the cost of my salt cell based on the value when I originally bought it. They issued me a gift card that I could use on Amazon for that amount. While prices have gone up and a new cell now costs about $200 more, it was still definitely worth having the coverage. Overall, I’m satisfied with how the claim was handled.
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lele
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 5
Love this protection plan
Quick and easy. My daughter's cracked her screen on her phone, as soon as it happened I went on the app, filed the claim. Ten minutes later I received the email with the shipping lable. The following day I dropped the phone off at ups and 4 hours later I received the digital gift card. Ive filed several claims since getting the protection plan and with four kids its definitelysomething im glad to have especially since i dont have to buy a protectionplan for each item now. I have filed claims for electric scooter the stoped working for no reason, my son's phone stopped charging, my oldest daughter cracked her phone screen, my son's video game controllers up and died and each time it was quick and easy and no fuss
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Reviewed in the United States on May 13, 2026

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