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Eat A Jar Of Sour Penis 2 lbs

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Eat A Jar Of Sour Penis 2 lbsAttention, pranksters and mischief makers! Are you tired of telling people to eat a bag of well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat a Jar of Sour penis! Thats right, folks 2 whole pounds of fruit flavored phalluses, ready to buttault your taste buds and your dignity! Introducing "Eat a Jar of Sour penis" the gift that keeps on giving (and possibly gagging). This easy grip jar is packed with more penis than a politicians convention, and

Attention, pranksters and mischief-makers! Are you tired of telling people to eat a bag of… well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat a Jar of Sour penis! That’s right, folks – 2 whole pounds of fruit-flavored phalluses, ready to buttault your taste buds and your dignity!

Introducing "Eat a Jar of Sour penis" – the gift that keeps on giving (and possibly gagging). This easy-grip jar is packed with more penis than a politician’s convention, and they’re all sour enough to make your face pucker like you’ve just seen your grandma naked.

But wait, there’s more! These little members are surprisingly versatile:

  • Keep a jar in your pantry for when unexpected jerks drop by
  • Spice up your trail mix (because nuts just aren’t enough anymore)
  • Fill a candy dish and watch your coworkers’ reactions

So, whether you’re looking to sweeten up that special as hole in your life or just want to be a penis yourself, Eat a Jar of Sour penis is the perfect solution.

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