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Free-Range ChickensBy: Simon Rich After a riotous debut collection, Ant Farm, Simon Rich returns to mine more comedy from our hopelessly terrifying world. In the nostalgic opening chapter, Rich recalls his fear of the Tooth Fairy (Is there a face fairy?) and his initial reaction to the Got your nose game (Please just kill me. Better to die than to live the rest of my life as a monster). He gets inside the heads of two firehouse Dalmatians who cant understand their
By: Simon RichAfter a riotous debut collection, Ant Farm, Simon Rich returns to mine more comedy from our hopelessly terrifying world. In the nostalgic opening chapter, Rich recalls his fear of the Tooth Fairy (“Is there a face fairy?”) and his initial reaction to the “Got-your-nose” game (“Please just kill me. Better to die than to live the rest of my life as a monster”). He gets inside the heads of two firehouse Dalmatians who can’t understand their masters’ compulsion to drive off to horrible fires every day (“What the hell is wrong with these people?”). And in the final chapter, he tackles one of life’s biggest questions: Does God really have a plan for us? Yes, it turns out. Now if only He could remember what it was. . . .
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★★★★★ 5
More than met my expectations!
Size: 0.50 Carats, Color: 14k Yellow Gold
Nice sparkle! Good choice! Good value!
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Reviewed in the United States on February 2, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Conflict free sparkle!
Size: 1.00 Carats, Color: 14k White Gold
What a game changer! Comes with objective assessment/grade, which you can see and read before you buy. Conflict free diamonds that sparkle and make your intended recipient happy without crushing your ethics or your wallet!
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Reviewed in the United States on July 7, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Everything I wanted
Size: 7, Color: Bison Brown
Fantastic! So comfortable and cute. I usually wear a 7.5 or 8 but followed comments and ordered size 7. They fit perfectly.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 8, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Comfort
The best summer foot wear. These sandals are built for comfort with a great foot bed that leaves your feet feeling great at the end of the day.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Best shoe ever
5 star rating for literally the best shoe ever. I wore these almost everyday this summer. They are so incredibly comfortable. Cushion and padding is wonderful makes walking and wearing them very easy. They are not to platform at all and they don't have a separate heel height from the rest of the shoe so you're on a even walking ground. Size is perfect I stayed true to size and ordered my original sizing in Ugg which is perfect. The style os so trendy and literally goes with everything. I highly suggest them. I have back problems/ back surgery and these made my life so much easier. Comfortable and great support.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 16, 2025