SCHOOL RUNNINGS Sweatshirt

SCHOOL RUNNINGS SweatshirtPut your shoes on. No, I havent seen your football kit. Heres your sandwiches. Ham. What? You liked ham yesterday. Put your shoes on. Yes, you need a coat, its snowing. Put your shoes on. Since when are you a vegetarian? Kill me now. After youve put your shoes on. Ooh, we love a new sweatshirt. These ones are super comfy and ideal for every occasion doing the school run, scraping Weetabix off the radiator, rowing with your partner about whose turn it

“Put your shoes on. No, I haven’t seen your football kit. Here’s your sandwiches. Ham. What? You liked ham yesterday. Put your shoes on. Yes, you need a coat, it’s snowing. Put your shoes on. Since when are you a vegetarian? Kill me now. After you’ve put your shoes on.”

Ooh, we love a new sweatshirt. These ones are super comfy and ideal for every occasion - doing the school run, scraping Weetabix off the radiator, rowing with your partner about whose turn it is to take the goddamn bins out…

They are printed on soft organic cotton in a renewable energy powered factory, and they come in plastic-free packaging, which means when you buy one you’re basically refreezing the polar ice caps. So go on, show you’re a Scummy Mummy with pride!

PLEASE READ BEFORE PURCHASE - IMPORTANT INFORMATION REGARDING SIZES, EXCHANGES AND RETURNS:

• Certified Organic Cotton Sweatshirt, 300g/m2. We’re no mathematicians but trust us, those numbers equal QUALITYYY.
  
  
• GM free. You will find absolutely no GMs hiding in our sweatshirts, guaranteed.
  
  
• Not tested on animals. OK, we did once put one on Helen’s cat, but he liked it.
  
  
• Does not contain animal-derived products. We stopped doing the wool sweatshirts as they were a bit scratchy.
  
  
• Printed in the UK with low waste printing tech. We loathe high waste printing tech.
  
  
• Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria. Actual people with clipboards came round and ticked the boxes with little pens like the ones you used to get in Argos.

How long does delivery take?

Some items are printed on demand, this may take anywhere from 3-10 working days before items are dispatched, however at peak times the dispatch time can be longer. Helen can only lick so many envelopes a day. Please note your items may arrive separately. And delivery is FREE within the UK!

I’ve got ketchup on the front. How do I wash it?

Machine wash cool, inside out with like colours. Only non-chlorine bleach. Hang dry flat. Do not tumble dry, medium/hot iron. Do not iron decoration. Do not chuck it in the machine with your son’s football kit, put it on a boil wash, and hope for the best.

How does it fit?

We’ve specially chosen these sweatshirts for their comfy fit. The sweatshirts are available in sizes from XS to XXL - please check our size guide for reference before buying. Each item is customised, so sorry, but we can’t refund or replace items if you order the wrong size or colour, or just change your mind. Damaged or faulty items are refundable, obvs. We’re not monsters.

Please check the size guide before you order your item! Thank you!

Organic Sweatshirt

Measurements are in centimetres.

Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits. Don’t squash the boobs.

Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up. Try not to think about where they used to button up before lockdown.

Height: Measure your height. You probably know how to do this. If not, we’re not sure how we can help you.

If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two. Comfier anyway, innit.

Read our FAQs for any more info you might need.