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Description
Festive but Stabby Sweatshirt — Christmas Holiday CrewneckYou know what they say its the most stabby time of the year. For the true crime lovers, the dark humor addicts, and the beautifully unhinged Christmas gremlins, this crewneck is the perfect holiday uniform. The front features the bold Festive but Stabby design, and each sleeve sports a Christmas knife because nothing says "holiday cheer" like weapons wrapped like gifts. Soft, cozy, and disturbingly on brand, this sweater is ideal for: Ugly Christmas
You know what they say… it’s the most stabby time of the year.
For the true crime lovers, the dark humor addicts, and the beautifully unhinged Christmas gremlins, this crewneck is the perfect holiday uniform. The front features the bold Festive but Stabby design, and each sleeve sports a Christmas knife — because nothing says "holiday cheer" like weapons wrapped like gifts.
Soft, cozy, and disturbingly on-brand, this sweater is ideal for:
✔ Ugly Christmas parties
✔ True-crime binge nights
✔ Leaving subtle warnings at work
✔ Surviving family gatherings
This is a winter essential for anyone who likes their Christmas with a little edge… and maybe a body outline or two.
Stay warm. Stay jolly. Stay stabby.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner fit
- Ribbed collar and double-needle stitching at stress points for long-lasting shape
- Embroidery and print options (DTG/DTF) available on chest and wrists
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; tear-away label for comfort
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
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