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All My Friends Are Dead HCAll My Friends Are Dead is both the saddest funny book and the funniest sad book you'll ever read. This witty and captivating tale offers a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable: If you're a dinosaur, all your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all your friends are end tables. Showcasing the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie, each page of this
All My Friends Are Dead is both the saddest funny book and the funniest sad book you'll ever read. This witty and captivating tale offers a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable: If you're a dinosaur, all your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all your friends are end tables. Showcasing the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie, each page of this illustrated humor book is laugh-out-loud funny. Simple yet effective comic-style imagery and short, hilarious quips come together to create an amusing adventure through a range of unique grievances and wide-eyed dilemmas, from the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you). Cute and dark all at once, this children's book for adults presents endlessly entertaining stories about life and existential predicaments.Shipping Notes
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★★★★★ 5
The size
Size: Pack of 40
The pig ears are huge . Both my dogs can’t finish it in a day. It keep them busy.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Worth It
Size: Pack of 5
These are my go to Pig Ears for my Boxer. They are good size and my pup loves em.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 24, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Two happy dogs!!
Size: Pack of 5
We have two German Shepards, they loved the ears. I do not give raw hide to the girls, so this is a great treat for them.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 14, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Best Natural dog chews
Size: Pack of 40
My dogs love these pig ears!!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 31, 2026
★★★★★ 5
2 thumbs up
Flavor Name: Chicken
We tried all the "chips" and the chicken is my dogs favorite! Love the simple ingredients. Great crunchy snack!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 17, 2026