Pay in installments of $24.50 with
,
and
Shipping Estimate
USA
- USA
- CAN
- USA
- CAN
Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Aug 14 - Aug 19
For Your Every Summer RSVP, with Code: SUMMER15
Description
How to Survive a Horror MovieBy: Seth Grahame Smith The screenwriter and producer behind Stephen Kings It shares a hilarious, tongue in cheek survival guide that celebrates iconic horror movies both past and present! THE PERFECT GIFT FOR HORROR MOVIE LOVERS: Features spooky illustrations, a list of 100 must see horror films, and an introduction by Nightmare on Elm Streets Wes Craven. Are you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in an abandoned mental institution?
By: Seth Grahame-SmithThe screenwriter and producer behind Stephen King’s It shares a hilarious, tongue-in-cheek survival guide that celebrates iconic horror movies both past and present!
THE PERFECT GIFT FOR HORROR MOVIE LOVERS: Features spooky illustrations, a list of 100 must-see horror films, and an introduction by Nightmare on Elm Street’s Wes Craven.
Are you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in an abandoned mental institution? Have you noticed that everything is poorly lit, or that music surges every time you open a door? If the answer is yes, you’re probably trapped in a horror movie. But don’t freak out—just read this book! With it you will learn how to overcome every obstacle found in scary films, including:
• How to determine what type of horror film you’re trapped in
• The five types of slashers and how to defeat them
• How to handle killer dolls, murderous automobiles, and other haunted objects
• How to deal with alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, and other global threats
• What to do if you did something last summer, if your corn has children in it, or if you suspect you’re already dead
So don't be afraid: no vampire, zombie horde, cannibal hillbilly, Japanese vengeance ghost, or other horror movie monster can hurt you—as long as you have this book.
Shipping Notes
- Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
- Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
- Delivery to the USA:
- Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
- If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
- To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
- Please click here for more details>>> Return & Exchange Policy
4.7 ★★★★★
Based on 8 reviews
Sort
Product Reviews
★★★★★ 5
A "Simpsons" (anti-) activity book
Format: Hardcover
There was obviously care and thought put into the creation of this neat little book. I was expecting something along the lines of the "Book of" series from a few years ago, but this has lots of little cool touches that make it stand out. It is a bit pricey, and you can read the whole thing is an hour or less, but it is a book I would love to revisit from time to time and show to friends, so it's worth the cost.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on September 25, 2014
★★★★★ 5
Awesome book for Simpson Fans
Format: Hardcover
I have grown up with the Simpsons and reading this brought me back to those days of glory. It's a great tribute to our favorite fatty and came with tons of extras like stickers. Love it!
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on December 12, 2013
★★★★★ 3
ABSOLUTELY MY FAVORITE
Format: Hardcover, Format: Hardcover
Great book, ranking down because it is missing the contents of the fist page " Property of Springfield Nuclear Power Plant" as shown in the video. Otherwise fun book.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on September 15, 2023
★★★★★ 5
Five Stars
Format: Hardcover
Just another good piece to add to my collection. Awesome was excited to get it.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on December 20, 2014
★★★★★ 5
Five Stars
Format: Hardcover
Awesome
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on December 15, 2014