Mellow Monkey Man Prayer Candle - Benefit Fundraiser For Stratford Library Association

Mellow Monkey Man Prayer Candle - Benefit Fundraiser For Stratford Library AssociationWhat people are saying about this candle: "I thought the Mellow Monkey Man ornament from last year with the owner wearing a kimono was nuts. This candle might be even nuttier." JK "Why? Seriously, WHY?" BS "My mom can't shut up about this store. I think I'm getting this for her birthday. LOL" JW Mellow Monkey Man is at it again with another odd merchandise fund raiser, this time for the Stratford Library Association in Stratford, Connecticut. You've

What people are saying about this candle:

"I thought the Mellow Monkey Man ornament from last year with the owner wearing a kimono was nuts. This candle might be even nuttier." -JK

"Why?  Seriously, WHY?" -BS

"My mom can't shut up about this store.  I think I'm getting this for her birthday. LOL" -JW

• Mellow Monkey Man is at it again with another odd merchandise fund raiser, this time for the Stratford Library Association in Stratford, Connecticut.
• You've seen "Secular Saint" candles of celebrities and public figures.
• Well this candle has the image of Mellow Monkey man, who is neither a celebrity or a public figure. 
• This standard size prayer candle is unscented and in a glass vessel with the image of you know who, seemingly trying to pass himself off as a saint.
• Buy this and you'll have loved ones wondering about your psychological state
• Makes a great gift for a significant other who is chronically addicted to shopping at the store.
• Add to your already useless collection of Mellow Monkey Man merch and ceremoniously light it every night 
• Best of all, Mellow Monkey will donate $10 to the Stratford Library Association for each candle sold (pretty much the ONLY reason to even consider buying this.)
• Sorry, this item not eligible for any discounts... it's a benefit item for heaven's sake!