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Born Free but Now I'm Expensive T-Shirt

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Born Free but Now I'm Expensive T-ShirtYou were born free but now? Youre high value, high maintenance, and worth every damn penny. This Fourth of July, let the fireworks fly while you serve red, white, and rich energy. Whether its your skincare, standards, or emotional labor, everything about you costs more now, and rightfully so. Want the fine print? Sizing, shipping, and other important details are waiting in the dropdowns below. Freedom never looked this good.

You were born free but now? You’re high value, high maintenance, and worth every damn penny.

This Fourth of July, let the fireworks fly while you serve red, white, and rich energy. Whether it’s your skincare, standards, or emotional labor, everything about you costs more now, and rightfully so.

Want the fine print? Sizing, shipping, and other important details are waiting in the dropdowns below. Freedom never looked this good.

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Kat
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
Good bone
Color: Dogwood Flip N Chew, Size: Medium (Pack of 1)
Got this for my Grandpuppy Dog, she loves. Good value, no stuffing. Lasts her while mixed Rotty,on smaller side. Occupys her time, Good for chewing. Smells ok. Med size I believe.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 9, 2024
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Stephanie
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
Great buy
Color: Dogwood Flip N Chew, Size: Medium (Pack of 1)
This is one of my dogs favorite toys.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 10, 2025
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Jillian
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 4
Great Supplement for Sticks!
Color: Dogwood Flip N Chew, Size: Medium (Pack of 1)
This is a great choice for those with furiends that LOVE to chew on sticks. The only con is that once it gets to the curved loop, they have difficulty chewing the loop due to the size of it.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 23, 2023
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Amanda
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 5
My Corgi Loves These
Color: Dogwood Flip N Chew, Size: Medium (Pack of 1)
My dog loves to chew on these wooden toys. These are cheap to buy but that is because these wooden toys do not last long, and are not durable for heavy chewers. My dog enjoys gnawing on these for 30 minutes and after a few times, the wooden toy gets worn down with both ends starting to flake. I throw these out every week so he isn’t swallowing a bunch of wooden chips as he chews. However, I keep buying these because I think it’s still better than having him swallowing plastic bits from other plastic toys.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 20, 2024
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Erica A Hawkins
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Favorite chew
Color: Dogwood Flip N Chew, Size: Medium (Pack of 1)
My pups most favorite chew ever. We call it his pacifier. The sheer joy he has when we show him there’s a new one, and the bliss he has just chewing away. Labrador—hard chewer, it lasts about 2 weeks before it’s too small to be safe.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 27, 2025

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