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Thanus Ass Stroker

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Thanus Ass StrokerTight, Purple, Alien Asshole Key Features Fantasy Stroker: Fantasize about your favorite world destroying femme as you pound her tight, purple, alien hole. Textured Rubber: Enjoy the grooves and textures inside this backdoor entry made of soft, flexible rubber. Firm Protective Case: The plastic case and cap keep things protected and make it easy to grip as you stroker yourself. Easy Clean Up: This removable, open ended stroker is easy to remove and

Tight, Purple, Alien Asshole

Key Features

  • Fantasy Stroker: Fantasize about your favorite world-destroying femme as you pound her tight, purple, alien hole.
  • Textured Rubber: Enjoy the grooves and textures inside this backdoor entry made of soft, flexible rubber.
  • Firm Protective Case: The plastic case and cap keep things protected and make it easy to grip as you stroker yourself.
  • Easy Clean-Up: This removable, open-ended stroker is easy to remove and clean with warm water and mild soap.
  • Suction: The silicone plug at the base can be removed to control the amount of suction you feel as you pound and stroke.

Elevate your fantasy masturbation sessions with the Thanus Ass Stroker! Imagine your favorite world-destroying femme as you explore her tight, purple, alien asshole. Crafted from soft, flexible rubber, this stroker boasts textured grooves for enhanced stimulation. The firm plastic case and cap ensure durability while providing a secure grip. Its open-ended design allows for effortless cleaning with warm water and mild soap. Experience varied sensations by adjusting the suction with the removable silicone plug at the base. Indulge in a blend of fantasy and pleasure, made with premium quality materials to cater to your desires.

Her body hums with power, colored stones hover around her with a light of their own. She has the power to destroy worlds… yet she wants you to destroy her hole! She beckons you to her and you must obey her command. You feel yourself standing at attention, ready for battle, at her feet. But she doesn't want to fight you, and you have to admit that as she strips off her war armor, you have no desire to fight. She bends over and pulls your face into her backside. You kiss it in reverence, but then you grab her hips and pull them down towards you. She gasps and arches her back, glances at you over her shoulder, and smiles a wicked smile before spreading her cheeks wide for you. You rip off your clothes and then plunge your shaft into her hole, conquering the destroyer of worlds!

Thanus Ass Stroker Specs:

Measurements:

  • Case: 8.7 inches Length x 3.4 inches Width
  • Insertion depth: 7.2 inches

Materials: Masturbator: Rubber. Case: Plastic, silicone

Color: Purple

Note: Use only with water-based lubricants for best results.

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