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Description
The TRUE O.S.R. (OBSOLETE SH*TTY RULES) - A MATURE AND IRONIC RPGHA! It's like I designed this game myself! For GM's wanting to give their players a break from the super serious and rules laden RPG tripe, try this on: This is definitely for MATURE audiences who are possessed of both a sense of HUMOR and a sense of IRONY: An irreverent and satirical TTRPG, capable of mocking stereotypes through parody and the healthiest ultra violence you can crave. HOW DOES IT WORK? The True O. S. R. has a one shot focused game
HA! It's like I designed this game myself! For GM's wanting to give their players a break from the super-serious and rules-laden RPG tripe, try this on: This is definitely for MATURE audiences who are possessed of both a sense of HUMOR and a sense of IRONY:
An irreverent and satirical TTRPG, capable of mocking stereotypes through parody and the healthiest ultra-violence you can crave.
HOW DOES IT WORK?
The True O.S.R. has a one-shot-focused game design, easy to learn and apply. In one session, Players will have to challenge (and defeat) the evil GM in an epic battle with no holds barred!
ALL SYSTEMS COMPATIBLE
Want to use all our madness for your boring old school favorite game?
No problem: The True OSR contains 46 tables with a gazillion of possibilities, all compatible with every game around!
The theme
The True O.S.R. is a parodic RPG that embraces all the typical themes of classic RPGs (horror, cyberpunk, fantasy, etc.) and mixes them into a bizarre and fun narrative. Along the way you will find all the clichés of traditional RPGs with an explicit, raw and direct twist!
THE RULES
In The True O.S.R. you will find many randomic tables featuring thousands of elements that can be combined to generate new, unexpected and fun combinations seasoned with simple rules but capable of transcending the narrative level!
WHAT TO EXPECT
Scary illustrations, a fun, beer and pretzel one shot game; another classic crazy project signed by Tin Hat Games!
Prepare for the worst!
STRENGTHS
- Easy and fast game: lets you play immediately and it is perfect for one-shot sessions! Suitable for everyone from noobs to members of the old guard.
- Innovative gaming experience: OSR style yet featuring unique metanarrative outcomes such as the final Master VS Players battle.
- Irony filled: let’s take RPG for what it is: a game everyone plays with friends in order to spend a fun night.
- Long-lasting: you can play it a thousand times with a thousand different outcomes!
- Compatible: The True O.S.R. is compatible with classic Old School game systems which can easily replace the basic structure
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★★★★★ 4
Amazing product but star down on price
I desperately needed a healing lip balm for my perpetually chapped and scarred lips, and at first was skeptical that this was nothing but a glorified aquaphor, which works well enough for me but I was curious about better treatments. After some weeks of regular use, my lips feel incredible. I am sold. I only wish two things: that it was a smidgen cheaper, and that there was a version with SPF so I could have one to wear out during the day and have it’s magic working all the time.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2024
★★★★★ 5
Fantastic for rosacea, PD, atopic dermatitis, dry skin
I’ve been using this for close to a year and it is amazing for my super sensitive and dry skin. I have perioral dermatitis, atopic dermatitis, and rosacea and live in Minnesota with bitter cold and the heater running over half the year. Cicalfate cream doesn’t flare any of these and it helps reduce redness and completely resolves dry skin. I use about a pea size amount AM and PM,, apply to dry skin, massage in, then mist with the Avene thermal water spray. Although the cream is thick, the slight white cast absorbs within a few minutes. I do not wear foundation so I don’t know how this affects it.it doesn’t burn my eyes and I’m a contact lens wearer. A big tube of cream lasts me the better part of a year.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 28, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Great for harsh winters
I was recommended this product by ChatGPT as an effective and safe product that my wife (who is currently nursing) can use. We have been very mindful of certain additives and chemicals in our products and this was able to meet our requirements.
Separately in the harsh winter in the northeast, this has been extremely effective in protecting the lips
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Reviewed in the United States on January 29, 2026
★★★★★ 1
Ruined by Reformulation
New formula update: They ruined this product by reformulating. Used to be so hydrating, long-lasting, and the only thing that gave me relief from eczema. Now it is somehow SO drying, oily, and all around terrible. Judging by reviews here and on their website many customers are unhappy with the change. Done with Avene.
Original five star review: This is a great all around lip balm, but if you struggle with perioral dermatitis/eczema then you NEED this. If I'm experiencing a flare, I slather on cicalfate+ at night but I can't exactly walk around with that during the day which is where this lip product comes in. It is calming, hydrating, and long-lasting. I have gone through more tubes than I can count. This was my first time ordering through amazon and I am happy to report I received authentic Avene.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 1, 2022
★★★★★ 5
It’s a God Send
I had a rash all around my lips and my lips got extremely dried out and started to peel. I used Avene Cicalfate Restorative Lip Cream and it really soothed my lips with the moisture they needed, and you don’t need to use a lot of this product. I plan on buying this again. Just wish the tube was bigger! I use other Avene products and I’m extremely happy with them.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 6, 2026