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Cuarentón En Crisis: Manual de Supervivencia Para Hombres del Siglo Pasado / A Forty-Something in Crisis

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Cuarentón En Crisis: Manual de Supervivencia Para Hombres del Siglo Pasado / A Forty-Something in CrisisLa crisis de la mediana edad es un chiste, pero a m no me hace ni puta gracia. Si ests hasta los huevos de tu trabajo, lete el captulo 1. Si quieres abandonar a tus hijos en una gasolinera, lete el captulo 2. Si ya no follas ni en tu cumple, lete el captulo 3. Si dudas de tu hombra, lete el captulo 4. Si cada da eres ms cascarrabias, lete el captulo 5. Si ests hasta los huevos de tu trabajo, quieres abandonar a tus hijos en una gasolinera, ya no

«La crisis de la mediana edad es un chiste, pero a mí no me hace ni puta gracia».

Si estás hasta los huevos de tu trabajo, léete el capítulo 1.

Si quieres abandonar a tus hijos en una gasolinera, léete el capítulo 2.

Si ya no follas ni en tu cumple, léete el capítulo 3.

Si dudas de tu hombría, léete el capítulo 4.

Si cada día eres más cascarrabias, léete el capítulo 5.

Si estás hasta los huevos de tu trabajo, quieres abandonar a tus hijos en una gasolinera, ya no follas ni en tu cumple, dudas de tu hombría y cada día eres más cascarrabias, pégate un tiro y acaba ya con este sufrimiento.

Es broma. Léete el libro antes y luego ya si eso te pegas el tiro.

Iñigo no es escritor. Le encantaría serlo, pero malgasta su vida en otro trabajo. No se atreve a dejarlo porque su mujer se la corta. Aunque para lo que la usa, tampoco se perdía nada. Hasta le haría un favor, ya tiene cuatro hijos y cada día está más salido. Ha perdido el norte, da pena verlo en Instagram. Es una tragedia. Le propusimos un trato: si escribía algo decente sobre su crisis, lo publicábamos. El resultado es este libro: lo más indecente que hemos leído nunca. Considéralo una obra de caridad. Los ingresos irán destinados a hacernos más ricos, pero también sacará del pozo a otros cuarentones (al pobre Iñigo no le salva ni Dios).

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"Middle-age crisis is a joke, but I just don't think it's fucking funny."

If you are sick of your job, read chapter 1.

If you want to abandon your children at a gas station, read chapter 2.

If you no longer fuck on your birthday, read chapter 3.

If you are questioning your manhood, read chapter 4.

If you are getting grumpier every day, read chapter 5.

If you are fucking tired of your job, want to abandon your children at a gas station, no longer fuck on your birthday, question your manhood, and behave grumpier every day, shoot yourself and end this misery already.

Just kidding. Read this book first and then see about shooting yourself.

Iñigo is not a writer. He would love to be one, but he is throwing his life away working on something else. He doesn't dare quit his job because his wife would cut his dick off. But for the use he's been giving it, it's not like he would miss out on anything. It would even be a kindness, since he already has four kids and he's already out. He has lost his north; it's embarrassing to see his Instagram. It is a tragedy. We made him a deal: if he wrote anything decent about his crisis, we would publish it. This book is the result: the most indecent thing we've ever read. Consider it a charity case. The income is destined to make us richer, but it will also help other men in their forties stand on their feet. (Poor Iñigo is beyond salvation.)
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