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MOMMY CUSSES BOOKFor fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell it like it is quotes, snarky lists, and too true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere. For new ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're in this together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection
For fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell-it-like-it-is quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere. For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection of mom malarkey. There are real-talk quotes, helpful lists (such as "How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together"), "mom-tivities," and quizzes, all delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packaged in a handy trim size with colorful illustrations throughout, Mommy Cusses is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be who need some comic relief.Shipping Notes
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★★★★★ 1
Didnt last.
Didnt even last a day. My dog is a 40 pound lab mix and figured out how to unscrew the toy within the first couple of hours. He then detroyed the plastic screw system on the inside.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 26, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Super fun toy!!
This is such a fun toy! My dog loves running after it. The shape is perfect for a medium sized dog . He isn't into the round balls, but this football shape is easier for him. I love the automatic movement because it don't have to contactly be throwing it.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 4, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Great, durable toy
Color: Blue-Red, Size: Extra Large Size 5 (9")
I’ve had this toy for a while now and my dog absolutely loves it. I frequently bring it to the dog park with us and it’s also loved by other dogs. The ball is pretty durable. My dog is not a big chewer but other dogs that play and chew on it haven’t been able to pierce it yet. The handles are sturdy and also still intact. Overall a little pricey but in my opinion worth it.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 30, 2026
★★★★★ 5
fun for dog
Color: Red-Blue, Size: Medium Size 2 (6")
popped kinda easy but my dog is still having fun with it
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Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Best ball ever!
Color: Red-Blue, Size: Large Size 3 (8"), Color: Red-Blue, Size: Large Size 3 (8")
Oh my goodness. My cane corso (15 mos) LOVES this ball. It’s easy for them to pick up because of all the little handles sewn into the ball. It’s easy to throw as well. The only thing is he likes to chew them off if he gets free time with the ball. The ball itself is very sturdy. highly recommend, and I’ll be ordering more. We play with this every morning and he’s so excited to take it outside.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2026