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Paint The Town Red

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Paint The Town RedSomething very bad happened to you a very long time ago: you died and it fucking hurt. Your blood is cold, but your skin is colder. Your heart might as well be made of stone. Your memory is like treacle. Sometimes, you even remember to blink. Being dead sucks, but I know what will make you feel better. Wet your mouth a little, have a drink! Its time for a party. Lets paint the town red.

Something very bad happened to you a very long time ago: you died and it fucking hurt.

Your blood is cold, but your skin is colder. Your heart might as well be made of stone. Your memory is like treacle. Sometimes, you even remember to blink.

Being dead sucks, but I know what will make you feel better. Wet your mouth a little, have a drink! It’s time for a party. Let’s paint the town red.

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Verucat
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Yes!
Size: Medium
Durable. Squeak doesn't last forever with my aggressive chewers but crinkle does. Best balls.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 28, 2025
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JJ Fording
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Balls
Size: Medium
My dog loves chasing these balls. He seems to love the squeak! They fit the chuck it stick perfectly, and are great replacements for the originals that came with the stick.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 7, 2026
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Steve just Steve
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
Nice set of balls
Size: Medium
The squeaker quickly became my dog’s favorite ball and has replaced the fuzzy tennis balls. My dog is a nonstop fetcher and these chuck it balls are durable and fun.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 9, 2026
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Claudia Garfield
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Perfect ball
Size: Medium
Our dog loves these!
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Timothy john starkweather
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 4
Soild
Size: Medium
The orange and blue ball is perfect. Once start taken because the because the blue noisy one was a little to easy for my dog to start ripping pieces off. Will say most toys do not survive his chewing.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 24, 2026

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