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Count Cockula Silicone DildoThe Bat Wing Boner Key Features Fantasy Dildo: This Dracula themed dong has a grooved brain as the head, a textured bulge below the corona, and a veiny shaft, with prominent, spiked, bat wings folded in along the shaft and spikes jutting out at the base! Strong Suction Cup: Enjoy hands free rides with this strong, suction cup base that can be placed on any flat surface. Harness Compatible: Use it with a compatible harness for strapon or pegging play!
The Bat-Wing Boner
Key Features
- Fantasy Dildo: This Dracula-themed dong has a grooved brain as the head, a textured bulge below the corona, and a veiny shaft, with prominent, spiked, bat wings folded in along the shaft and spikes jutting out at the base!
- Strong Suction Cup: Enjoy hands-free rides with this strong, suction cup base that can be placed on any flat surface.
- Harness Compatible: Use it with a compatible harness for strapon or pegging play!
- Premium Silicone: Made out of premium, silky smooth, phthalate-free silicone it is soft and squishy on the outside while remaining firm on the inside. Use only with water-based lubricants.
You turn on your favorite vampire movie, dim the lights, and wait for the creature to arrive onscreen. A flash of lightning is followed by thunder, and the lights go out in your house. "Darn it! All the power went out!" You get up, using your phone as a flashlight, and stumble through the house, unused to it being so dark. As you flip the switch, nothing happens, but then another flash of lightning illuminates the room and shows you a tall, terrifying, monster is right beside you! It lunges at you, biting your neck and gripping you with icy fingers! It shreds your clothing with its claws as you scream, your vision going hazy due to blood loss. It releases its bite on your neck and you go limp, but you can still see its red, glowing eyes full of hunger. It reaches down and then shoves its rod inside of you! It's cold, like the rest of its body, and you wake up due to the shock with a gasp! It holds you upright as it thrusts, but with every thrust, it feels like it is biting you down below! Slowly, slowly, you lose consciousness. In the morning, you feel drowsy, and euphoric, but then as soon as you look at a mirror, you see your neck and crotch are covered in bite marks and blood!
Count Cockula Silicone Dildo Specs:
Measurements:- Overall length: 9 inches
- Insertable length: 8 inches
- Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.6 inches
- Widest insertable diameter: 2.1 inches
Color: Red, black, silver
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Good for my collection.
Format: Hardcover
This was another quick and entertaining read. This instalment wasn't as enjoyable as some of the other books but it was still good. I'm glad to have it in my collection.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2014
★★★★★ 5
Five Stars
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Just another good piece to add to my collection. Awesome was excited to get it.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 20, 2014
★★★★★ 5
Five Stars
Format: Hardcover
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Reviewed in the United States on December 15, 2014
★★★★★ 1
Poor quality. Very disappointing
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The product said in good shape. This is not good shape. Product is damaged and held together by tape
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Reviewed in the United States on December 11, 2022
★★★★★ 4
Pretty funny
Format: Hardcover
The book gives us a more focused outlook on Chieg Wiggum. Full of its funny moments, I`d recomend this to huge Simpsons fans as it seems the shows writers managed to give us another hit.
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