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Creature Cocks Swamp Monster dildo

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Creature Cocks Swamp Monster dildoDive deep into new fantasies with the Creature Cocks Swamp Monster dildo. Its mysterious shaft is textured with tiny bumps and scaly ridges. The long shaft has a gentle curve to it for your penetrative pleasure and a soft pink head that blossoms like a bud at the end of a green stem. At the base is a wide, flat plateau that you can ride and two, shiny, black glass orbs that seem to stare up into your depths as you ride it! Is it face or phallus?

Dive deep into new fantasies with the Creature Cocks Swamp Monster dildo. Its mysterious shaft is textured with tiny bumps and scaly ridges. The long shaft has a gentle curve to it for your penetrative pleasure and a soft pink head that blossoms like a bud at the end of a green stem. At the base is a wide, flat plateau that you can ride and two, shiny, black glass orbs that seem to stare up into your depths as you ride it! Is it face or phallus? That's up to you!

"On a hot and balmy day, you've decided to explore more on this surprise vacation to the Everglades. Fanning yourself, the heat is as heavy as a blanket and you seek some shade in the late afternoon. For miles the winding, wet swamplands stretch out and you sit at the edge of it on the moist earth under a tree. The sun hangs low in the sky, yet it's still warm, so you strip down and wade into the water. The cool water freshens and cools you. You feel so relaxed you lose track of time. Suddenly there's a moment in the water and as you look around, you see the two glassy, black eyes of something watching you. Your breath catches in your throat, fight or flight activated, yet you stay perfectly still. As you finally turn to start moving out of the water, a scaly, wet hand grabs your thigh. You freeze, terrified, but your terror turns to confusion and arousal as the hand begins to slide up between your thighs and stimulate you! As you look down, you see the pink tipped, scaly, green rod begin to emerge from the water. It surfaces, twitching, firm and excited; two glassy black eyes look up at you and the hands pull you down over the shaft. It parts you and you find yourself being moved up and down and it feels so good that it surprises you. Your moans are barely heard over the wild waters, and you begin to feel hot for an entirely different reason! As you reach climax, the monster releases you, thick, white slime trailing between your thighs. You walk out of the water and to the shore again, only the Everglades knowing your mysterious secret."

Colour:   Green
WARNING:   Not compatible with silicone lubricants. Always use water based lubes, such as Liquid Silk.

Dimensions
Length:   9.4" (23.88cm)
Insertable length:   7" (17.78cm)
Diameter:   1.4 to 2"
(3.56 to 5.08cm)

Features

  • Compatible with water based lubricants only
  • Easy to clean with mild soap and water, or Toy Cleaner
  • Flared base for safety, and compatibility with most strap-on harnesses for pegging, or female-on-female sex
  • Free from Phthalates
  • Suction cup base for hands-free fun

Specifications
Materials:   Glass, Silicone (premium)
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Sherry Castillo
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
Great addition to our home
Model: Model B with Removable Tray
Putting together took a little time but instructions included were easy for me to follow. Putting the screws in for the shelves required a little work to get then started but nothing that I would say would be a problem to do. It is very sturdy and looks great in our room we are transforming into a hangout/bar area. I can't wait to get all my accessories in to add to it and display all my nice bottles I have. Great cart for the price.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 17, 2022
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Sandie
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
My Cart Worked Out Perfectly For Me - Update: I got a second cart
Model: Model B with Removable Tray
Delivered sooner than promised. All pieces were present. All parts were in good condition. Assembly was done by a professional who thought the product was well done and needed very few adjustments. The cart rolls smoothly, is very sturdy, is a great size, looks attractive and is perfect for my needs. I would order one of these again. Update: I did get a second cart and I am just as happy with this second one as I have been with the first one.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 8, 2022
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Karen H
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 4
Notice it is not real wood!
Model: Model B with Removable Tray
Easy to put together. The biggest complaint is it is not real wood. It looks like it is covered with contact paper!
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Reviewed in the United States on February 9, 2026
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Tyler
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
100% recommend
Model: Model B with Removable Tray, Model: Model B with Removable Tray
Great addition to our kitchen. For something we walk by every day it was worth it to get a good quality one like this. Super well made and beautiful wood color in person.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2025
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CB
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Looks expensive. Wheels could be better.
Model: Model B with Removable Tray
This got RAVE reviews when I wheeled it into a neighbor’s Thanksgiving celebration. The guests thought it was WAY more expensive than I paid. That said, the wheels aren’t all that great; the cart got stuck going into and out of the elevator. I had to lift the cart to get it over the track. But overall, I really like it. One caution. Read the instructions carefully so that the wine racks fit. I didn’t assemble it correctly, and it became apparent when the wine racks would not fit. But I was able to quickly disassemble the necessary sections, and reassemble them quickly.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 30, 2025

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