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Socks: A Kid’s Christmas Lament

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Socks: A Kid’s Christmas LamentCondition: BRAND NEW ISBN: 9781536237023 Year: 2024 Publisher: Walker Books Australia Description: Rock and roller JD McPhersons comical salute to Christmas curmudgeons hops from stage to page, making for the stocking stuffer of the season. This is the worst gift I ever got! It doesnt beep or buzz or bop or rattle in the box! Whyd they waste the paper on a lousy pair of SOCKS? Its the dawn of Christmas morning, and this child can no longer wait,

Condition: BRAND NEW
ISBN: 9781536237023
Year: 2024
Publisher: Walker Books Australia


Description:
Rock and roller JD McPherson’s comical salute to Christmas curmudgeons hops from stage to page, making for the stocking stuffer of the season.



This is the worst gift I ever got!

It doesn’t beep or buzz or bop or rattle in the box!

Why’d they waste the paper on a lousy pair of SOCKS?



It’s the dawn of Christmas morning, and this child can no longer wait, furtively tiptoeing straight to the unlit Christmas tree. There lies a festive box, brightly wrapped, with their name on it. A shake for good measure, and then . . . wait, seriously? What did they ever do to deserve this? Based on the cult classic “Socks” (from his eponymous Christmas album), bluesy rock and roller JD McPherson pays hilarious homage to a stereotypically bad gift—and its disappointed recipients—in a deftly extended picture-book version of his song. Brought to energetic life in droll, retro artwork by Anika Orrock, who illustrated the album cover and liner, Socks will prove a perfect fit for anyone who has ever gotten stressed over holiday gift-giving—and everyone, big or small, who’s come to appreciate the love wrapped up in even the humblest present. Includes a QR code to the “Socks” song.
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My dog is a huge chewer and is constantly chewing on all sorts of different bones I've gotten her over time. This is the only one I've ever gotten that she refuses to touch, even when repeatedly offered it while I attempt to hype it up. She has a reachable toy bin where I store half her toys, and she pulls things out as wanted, and I swap out the toys in there when she seems to get bored. I left this bone in there for 4 months just to see if she would ever come around to it, but nope. Nothing.
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