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FUCK HOUSTON - Dallas Cowboys Fan T-Shirt - Text Design - Beef Shirts

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FUCK HOUSTON - Dallas Cowboys Fan T-Shirt - Text Design - Beef ShirtsFuck Houston! I hate Houston! Houston sucks! Are these things you have shouted? Are these things you shout more often than you think is healthy? You don't need to be a native of Dallas to throw some shade on the Texans with one of these t shirts. Represent the Cowboys style! Let's go Cowboys! Beef Shirts specializes in some good ol' fashion rivalry match ups. Support your favorite team but more importantly, show your passion about your least favorite

Fuck Houston!  I hate Houston! Houston sucks! Are these things you have shouted?  Are these things you shout more often than you think is healthy?  You don't need to be a native of Dallas to throw some shade on the Texans with one of these t-shirts.  Represent the Cowboys style!  Let's go Cowboys!

Beef Shirts specializes in some good ol' fashion rivalry match-ups.  Support your favorite team but more importantly, show your passion about your least favorite team.  Sometimes you have to let everyone know how you feel.  Looking for some fan apparel that is a bit different than the norm?  Perhaps a bit offensive and funny?  You came to the right place.

Each shirt is printed using direct-to-garment methods.  This technique uses special inks that are absorbed into the fabric, much better than iron-on graphics and screen prints that feel heavy and plastic.  These shirts feel fantastic to wear, are high-quality, and long lasting.  If you are like me, you just want a normal t-shirt without all sorts of futuristic bells and buzzwords, that isn't cut so slim you aren't sure if you bought a kid's size.  Just a solid shirt, that's what I got for you. 

The shirts are unisex sized and 100% ring-spun, pre-shrunk cotton.  If you have a special request for a different style, please message me and we can work something out. 

---SIZE CHART---

S - Chest: 18", Length: 28", Sleeve-back: 16.5"
M - Chest: 20", Length: 29", Sleeve-back: 18"
L - Chest: 22", Length: 30", Sleeve-back: 19.5"
XL - Chest: 24", Length: 31", Sleeve-back: 21"
2XL- Chest: 26", Length: 32", Sleeve-back: 22.5"
3XL - Chest: 28", Length: 33", Sleeve-back: 24" 

Each order will be created and shipped within the United States.  Each shirt is made to order, so make sure you are happy with the sizes and colors and your address and whatever else information I need to know.  Shirts can take roughly 3-5 days to print and then shipping is 2-4 days.  These are average times, don't set your watch to them.  Feel free to contact me with any concerns.

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Ernanda Agenor
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
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Es un buen producto te quita las manchas de la Cara y te limpia la Cara
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Emily H
Draper, US
★★★★★ 4
Too harsh on my sensitive skin for daily use
This cleanser contains a variety of emollient and moisturizing oils, but it also contains potassium hydroxide, which indicates saponification, a process that turns oil into soap. While it has the appearance of being an oily liquid, it foams up nicely on wet skin to create a luxurious lather. It has a fresh, clean soapy scent. I can't quite place it, but it reminds me of something from a long time ago. It is a little powdery and perhaps more of a mature scent, but I really like how clean it smells. Unfortunately, I find it to be quite harsh on my skin, which is likely a result of the saponification of the oils. One day of use here and there will be fine for me, but daily use makes my skin quite dry. In fact, it makes my skin squeaky clean, which is not necessarily a good thing. It is a shame because the scent is so nice, and I love the oil-to-foamy-lather formulation. Another issue is that the dropper on the bottle arrived clogged. It is really puzzling because the cleanser seems to be completely liquid. I ran the dropper under very warm water for quite some time in an attempt to clear the clog, but I was unsuccessful. So, in using the product, I've just been pouring it into my hand. This could also be contributing to my issues with dryness, as no matter how hard I try to dispense a small amount, pouring the cleanser out of the bottle inevitably results in my using more than would have been dispensed from a dropper.
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Diana
Whiting, US
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These are the best under eye patches that I bought. I have tried others, but none provided the results that these did. I had visible results that lasted 12 hours. Puffiness reduced, smooth skin, rejuvenated look. I will be buying more when my supply is up.
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Rosey87
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 4
Instant feeling of coolness but hoping I got what I paid for.
The box received isn’t the same as advertised but close. She picture. This is only second time trying a set from this box. They are soft and cooling. No unpleasant smell. It makes it fell like a spa day. And Hope to see results with use. At this point not breakout or reactions. That’s a good thing! Just not seeing results yet. Give it time, I know.
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Magical Finds
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
Very easy to use and gives good moisturizing as well
Honestly here’s how this goes . When I first wake up after a nights rest I have the worse eyebags . So I ordered these and gave them a try . After washing my face I applied these , I kept them on for 30 minutes . When I removed them I noticed a significant amount of puffiness gone , however there was still puffiness there . So I then applied plexaderm on top . The results with both these two products are a welcome outcome . Just on there own they do a pretty good job , however with the plexaderm I got an awesome outcome .
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