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Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

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Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator Short-Sleeve Unisex T-ShirtBrawndo the Thirst Mutilator. It's got what plants crave! It's got electrolytes. Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator had come to replace water virtually everywhere. Water, the basic component of all life had been deemed a threat to Brawndo's profit margin. The solution came during the budget crisis of 2330 when the Brawndo Corporation simply bought the F. D. A . And the F. C. C . Enabling them to say, do and sell anything they wanted. 100% combed and ring

Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator. It's got what plants crave! It's got electrolytes.

Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator had come to replace water... virtually everywhere. Water, the basic component of all life... had been deemed a threat to Brawndo's profit margin. The solution came during the budget crisis of 2330... when the Brawndo Corporation simply bought the F.D. A... . And the F.C. C... . Enabling them to say, do and sell... anything they wanted.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
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Ronaldo Lopez
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 3
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Color: A White, Size: Medium
I had already bought one shirt, so this time I bought two more. The light blue one is the same quality as the one I bought the first time. But the white one wasn't the same quality. It was also a different shade of white. They should try to maintain consistent quality across the board.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 25, 2026
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Johnny Maldonado
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
I recommend this company
Color: Lavender, Size: Large
very nice shirt, great fit.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026
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Herminio Gonzalez, Jr.
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
Long sleeve ‘s light purple and beautiful what was what my wife said.
Color: Lavender, Size: Large
Love it!!!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 30, 2026
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C. Atkins
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 1
Won't let me give one star. AVOID THESE SHIRTS
Color: Dark Blue, Size: X-Large
They look okay on first wearing but after washing, you can't get the wrinkles out even with an iron. Sorry I bought these. Won't again. Really, the worst shirts I have ever bought.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 21, 2026
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Marta
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 5
Perfect fit
Color: Navy Blue, Size: Large
I bought 2 shirts for summer and have already worn, washed and dried them. They truly are wrinkle resistant. I'm a 6-ft 175 lb male and Large fit me perfectly. The quality seems good, especially for their price.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2026

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