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'Deserted on a Dessert' Art Print by Vertigo Artography | Retro Vintage Kitsch Kitchen Food Surreal Cookbook Funny Dark Humour Print

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'Deserted on a Dessert' Art Print by Vertigo Artography | Retro Vintage Kitsch Kitchen Food Surreal Cookbook Funny Dark Humour PrintDeserted on a Dessert Art Print by Vertigo Artography. Deserted on a Dessert is a perfectly timed, gloriously observed and deeply funny surreal collage art print that takes one of the great unsung art forms of the twentieth century, the vintage cookbook food photograph and improves it enormously by adding a woman reclining directly inside the dish. A glass Pyrex baking dish filled with a strawberry and rhubarb crumble, golden topping, jammy fruit at

‘Deserted on a Dessert’ Art Print by Vertigo Artography.

Deserted on a Dessert is a perfectly timed, gloriously observed and deeply funny surreal collage art print that takes one of the great unsung art forms of the twentieth century, the vintage cookbook food photograph and improves it enormously by adding a woman reclining directly inside the dish. A glass Pyrex baking dish filled with a strawberry and rhubarb crumble, golden topping, jammy fruit at the edges, a portion already served onto a plate beside it with a generous dollop of cream, fresh strawberries scattered to the left, rhubarb stalks with their green leaves in the background, this is a 1960s recipe supplement photograph of absolute technical perfection. Warm, saturated, slightly faded, the colours of strawberry pink and rhubarb red and cream filling the frame in the way that only mid century food photography could achieve.

Composed. Comfortable. Completely at home in her crumble.

Reclining directly on top of the crumble as if it were a sun lounger on the most delicious holiday imaginable, a 1960s woman in a floral mini dress, dark hair, completely composed, looking directly at the viewer with the calm of someone who has made an excellent decision and knows it. Her floral dress echoes the strawberries and rhubarb around her, she is almost camouflaged by the dessert, almost part of the recipe,  a human ingredient in the most surreal dish ever photographed. The scale collision is perfect and perfectly ambiguous, is she miniaturised into the dish, or is the dish enormous? both readings are equally, completely satisfying.

As demand grows for retro kitchen art, vintage food prints, kitsch diner decor and bold statement pieces for culinary spaces, Deserted on a Dessert sits at the perfect intersection of mid century cookbook nostalgia, surrealist wit and the deeply relatable fantasy of abandoning all responsibilities and simply lying down in a warm crumble. Perfect for kitchens, dining rooms, cafes, bakeries, vintage diners, tea rooms, eclectic living rooms and any space that understands that the best art makes you hungry and the best food makes you feel like art. This piece resonates with buyers searching vintage kitchen print, retro food art, kitsch kitchen decor, funny food art and surreal cookbook art. The art print for everyone who has ever looked at a crumble and thought: yes. That is exactly where I want to be.

Specifications
• All art prints are gallery quality Giclée printed.
• Printed on 200gsm archival matt paper using the finest archival inks.
• Print has a white border around the image.
• Print is titled at the base of the image with signature.
• Sizes specified are inclusive of the overall paper dimensions, including the white border.
• Art print does not include frame.
• Due to different screen configurations, the colour of the purchased print may slightly vary to what you see on your computer.

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When you purchase any of our original artworks you can be assured that all packaging is either recyclable or biodegradable using the most ethical means in line with our commitment to 100% carbon neutral sustainability.

All A3 (equivalent variants) art prints are shipped in a firm recyclable cardboard mailing envelope or tube and marked - DO NOT BEND.
All A2/A1/A0 (equivalent variants) art prints are shipped in a firm recyclable cardboard mailing tube and marked - DO NOT BEND.

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No part of this work may be used (screen grabbed/screen shot), altered, copied, reproduced, resold, distributed in any way part or form (including but not limited to illustration, tracing, inserting into a collage, phone cover, sticker or any other medium) without the prior expressed and written permission of Vertigo Artography. This extends to this artwork and all artworks by Vertigo Artography appearing in (but not limited to) any promotional or social media content or for the promotion of any business, blog, community group.

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John Crisafi
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Works very well, easy to use, print great
Paper Size: 8.5-x-11-inch, Paper Size: 8.5-x-11-inch
This was my first time using this kind of decal and I found them to be pretty easy to use and effective. I followed the instructions and all of my projects turned out perfectly. Print quality was good and I had no issues with the ink drying. I bought this because my kids love Bluey (the animated show from Australia) so I wanted to make them some wooden Bluey coasters. I bought some 1/2 inch thick poplar stock from HD, cut it into 3.5 inch squares and sanded them smooth. I added a coat of acrylic clear and let that dry, then lightly sanded it so that the water would not raise the grain of the wood. I followed the instructions for these decals and printed them out on my Canon inkjet printer. I let them dry for about 10 minutes and then took the sheets outside and sprayed them with acrylic clear coat twice, with a few minutes between coats, as the can said. I did it again the next day for a total of 4 coats. I cut them out and the submerged one in filtered cool water. While it was submerged, I wiped a coaster with a bit of water. After 20-30 seconds, I took the decal out and placed it on the coaster and gently slid the decal off the paper a bit, then I grabbed the paper backing and slid it out while I held the decal in place. I adjusted it a bit and then smoothed it out and dabbed it lightly with a clean towel. I checked for bubbles and smoothed more with wet fingers, then I dried them again with a towel and let the whole thing dry overnight. The next day, I sprayed 2 coats of acrylic clear coat and the same again a day later. Then I added thin felt pads to the back to let them slide on the table. So far, they have held up well. The decals still look good and they aren't coming off. I did mess up one because I put on too thick a coat of acrylic by accident and it made the decal peel. One coaster was left with water on it overnight and there was no problem the next day when I wiped it off. Good coats of sealer are essential to seal the ink and the coaster, then the whole process seems to go well consistently. I had one or two decals in my second batch that ripped that were entirely my fault. You have to be gentle and I pulled too hard when repositioning the decal. For sure I will buy these again. They are great for small projects for personal use.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 24, 2021
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Ed
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 5
Works as intended
Paper Size: 8.5-x-11-inch
Good quality
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Reviewed in the United States on June 8, 2026
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LINDITA ARIAS
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
Excelente calidad
Paper Size: 8.5-x-11-inch
Excelente
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Kindle Customer
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 4
Easy to follow instructions, odd colors
Paper Size: 8.5-x-11-inch
If you follow the instructions they go onto plastic like a dream. That being said expect to play with color settings a lot if you're doing anything other then blacks. Browns tend to bleach out and turn orange.
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Beth Magruder
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 5
Perfect product!!
Paper Size: 8.5-x-11-inch, Paper Size: 8.5-x-11-inch
Perfect for the project I needed it for, Valentines day roses will never be the same again
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Reviewed in the United States on January 23, 2026

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